Tugger University

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Welcome to

Tugger University.

The official second chance of failed watch dillers.

 

Welcome to Tugger University, where the art of Tugging meets professionalism. Our discreet online courses at Tugger University blend technique and ethics, guiding students through the subtle language of connection and teaching them how to get rich, quick. Join us in creating a community of skilled practitioners who understand the power of Tugging and the importance of responsible, client-centric practices. Taught by the world’s leading Tugger, Chancellor Travis Baker.

Tug Life

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Practice more, Stress Less

At Tugger University, students are encouraged to practice and hone their skills on one another.

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Fine Dining

There is a mandatory sushi night AT LEAST once per week.

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Bankruptcy Assistance

Our bankruptcy advisors will help students who go into debt during the program, after paying their tuition.

Popular Courses

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Handling DUIs

  • 8 hours
Free

Dealing With Haters

  • 3 hours 10 minutes
Free

Tugging 101: Hands on Introduction

  • 5 hours 35 minutes
Free

Culinary Mastery in “The Art of Sushi”

  • 11 hours 20 minutes
Free

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Upcoming Events

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2
Feb, 2024
08:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Nick and Sam’s Night

Dallas, Texas
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Apr, 2024
08:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Nusr-Et Night

Dallas, Texas

What our students are saying

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Mr. Bijock
Student

Transitioning from being a Tug client to a student at Tugger University was a remarkable journey. Coach’s courses not only enhanced my understanding of the art of tugging, but also deepened my appreciation for money. I now drive a Lamborghini. The unique perspective from both sides of the experience made Tugger University an invaluable and enriching endeavor that I wholeheartedly recommend.” – Mr. Bijock, Tugger University Graduate, Magnum Cum Loud

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Mike
Alleged Student

I never signed up for this crap but got billed $5,000 to my credit card and can’t find a way to cancel the charges. Don’t they have spreadsheets for accounting?

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Bob
Student

Signed up to research Coach for a huge project I’m working on, and also to make fun of him tugging in instructional videos. Well worth the $5,000 dollars.

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Ned
Student

I only enrolled because Coach owed me money and gave me a free ride. Not bad. Pretty cool getting free tugs every day.

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